It’s time for some… STUPID NEWS!!
Or more accurately, News Made Stupid.

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Episode 53. #RealRealTalkKobeBryant. James Mane, Russell Kealoha, and Super Star Chad Wago are back at it again in another episode of Hawaii’s only comedy podcast, Guys With Issues. This week we get straight to the REAL TALK. James talks Kobe Bryant and tweeting with us. We also talk Cinco De Mayo in Uncle Russell’s Useless Trivia and Chad Brings The News from:

• Florida Monkey Boy
• Vivid Porn
• And a Honey Boo Boo Wedding!

We also have great movie impressions with Chad and Russel. All this and more on the latest Guys With issues.

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Episode 52. Hawaii’s best comedy audio podcast is back. We took a week off but James Mane, Chad Wago, and Russel Kealoha are back to talk shop about the important issues. This week we try to figure out the best way to eat a burrito. We also talk about Taylor Swift and Steel Magnolias… yeah. James Mane goes to his old high school for career day and teaches us how not to be a creeper. And of course we have the news with Chad and Useless Trivia with Uncle Russel.

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EPISODE 51.  THE WEIRD EPISODE!!  Coming off of the success of the Guys With Issues COMEDY SHOWCASE, the absent minded Guys record old school without microphones on our Zoom in our Club 939 Studios.  In this episode we discuss:

• James Mane’s birthday, weight loss needs, and death
• News Update with Chad Wago
• Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s mutant baby
• Korea’s Psy and his new song “Gentleman”
• WWE’s Fandango entrance theme song
• Uncle Russell’s Useless Trivia

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Is this going to go viral like his other song? We will see. All we do know is that while North Korea is ready for war… South Korea is ready to PARTY! Gentlemen Lyrics below

Alagamun-lan, weh, wakun, heya, hanun, gon
Alagamun-lan, weh, makun, heya, hanun, gon
Alagamun-lan, ari, gari, hanon, kari, he
Alagamun-lan, we-like, we like party, hey
Ichiba, varriya, is hara moru, mashi sondori, yama, varriya
Yougun, pegi, tur, equa, machen, varriya
Noga, onku, pega, haga, kunge, nande, varriya
Damn girl, you’re so freakin sexy

I-I-I I’m a, I-I-I I’m a
I-I-I I’m a, mother-father-gentleman

I-I-I I’m a, I-I-I I’m a
I-I-I I’m a, mother-father-gentleman

I-I-I I’m a, I-I-I I’m a
I-I-I I’m a, mother-father-gentleman

Alagamun-lan, weh, mikuneya, hana, gon
Alagamun-lan. weh, sikuneya, hana, gon
Alagamun-lan, pali, pali, wasa, nelly, neh
Alagamun-lan, nali, nali, nasa, pali, hee
Ichiba, varaniya, nori, moli, holy, daddy, chunga, ri
Varriya, get feeling, feeling good, brutake
Varriya, gachu, gunya, sorinage, sorinage
Varriya, damn girl, i’mma party, morphine

I-I-I I’m a, I-I-I I’m a
I-I-I I’m a, mother-father-gentleman

I-I-I I’m a, I-I-I I’m a
I-I-I I’m a, mother-father-gentleman

I-I-I I’m a, I-I-I I’m a
I-I-I I’m a, mother-father-gentleman

Gonna make you sweat
Gonna make you wet
You know who I am, west side
Gonna make you sweat
Gonna make you wet
You know who I am, west side

I-I-I I’m a, I-I-I I’m a
I-I-I I’m a, mother-father-gentleman

I-I-I I’m a, I-I-I I’m a
I-I-I I’m a, mother-father-gentleman

I-I-I I’m a, I-I-I I’m a
I-I-I I’m a, mother-father-gentleman

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EPISODE 50. THE PAUL KANE EPISODE!! We’ve reached a landmark number of episodes. Guys With Issues episode 50!! We had to bring back one of our favorite guests for this one. Listen as the Guys and Paul Kane talk about some of the craziest and funniest ideas. Trust me, you will be laughing with James, Russell, Chad, and Paul from beginning to end as they discuss:

• Each of our prom experiences
• Paul Kane’s physical issues
• Jimmy’s Top Ten Cindarellas
• Chad’s Stupid News with Mike Tyson
• Uncle Russell’s Useless Trivia

Download, Listen, Orgasm, Profit!!

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America’s got talent, but not like this dude. Asian Tambourine man shows us how to jam and how to dress to impress the ladies. That’s right folks, it’s a tambourine man thong song tonight! You got a talent like that? We would love to see it and maybe you can be one of Mars Comedys viral videos of the week! This is so Gangnam.

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Highlights of the Guys With Issues COMEDY SHOWCASE starring Graham Elwood at Hawaiian Brian’s January 26th, 2013. Benefit for the Wounded Warrior Project. Hosted by James Mane and featuring Jonny Sparkles, Chad Wago, Michael C Hall, David K Jones, Keith Moore, Pepper the Misunderstood Evil Genius, and Patrick Tyrrell.

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EPISODE 49. The TERA PATRICK & CHARMANE STAR EPISODE!! It was two packed nights at Hawaii’s Premiere Gentleman’s Club, Club 939, with two of the hottest porn stars in the business. Listen as Charmane Star opens the show with her drunken karaoke version of Bon Jovi’s I’ll Be There For You on the Big Island of Hawaii from many years ago.  We also have:

• Talkin’ Trash with Club 939 dancer Solitaire
• Dating tips from Charmane Star
• Chad’s Stupid News (White Trash and Redneck division)
• Jimmy’s Top Ten with Tera Patrick (Famous movie one liners that sound sexy when said by Tera Patrick)
• Uncle Russell’s Useless Trivia
• Guys With Issues accepting the Edward 40 Hands CHALLENGE!!

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In order to win, one must accept losing. Only then will you be a winner amongst losers.

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Look. Laugh. Profit. Enjoy Yo’self

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• Kenny Rogers, Coward of the County
• Jimmys Top 10 Reasons for Looking At Another Girl in Front of Your Woman
• The Wet & Wild Conundrum
• Beds For Bums
• Caught Sniffing + Salty Sheets
• Chad Wago’s Stupid News
• Uncle Russel’s Useless Trivia with Snoop Dogg

Any questions, comments, or concerns, leave a comment and then go sniff some panties, take a picture, post, wash, repeat, peace!

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- Special thanks to Hawaii Aloha Travel for all your travel needs, Club 939 Hawaii’s Premiere Gentleman’s Club,  Pimpbot for the song Tiger, Ben Hamilton and the lovely Bingo.

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Episode 46:  The Valentine’s Horatio Caine Episode!!  This is for the loved and the unloved.  Just when you thought it wasn’t possible, the Guys get crazier than ever.  Listen as they give their opinion on the pressure’s of getting a gift for a woman on Valentine’s Day, Span the Globe for Stupid News with Chad Wago, Jimmy’s Top Ten, and Uncle Russell’s Useless Trivia!!  Spread the word and go talk to your friends talk to my friends talk to me….  Weee-EEEE are never ever ever, getting back together.

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Enjoy Daily Show’s Jon Stewart as he makes up a lot of words-a-sasopo. Jon just loves speaking Samoan, especially when it’s about Manti Teo prankster Ronaiah Tuiasasopo.

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Sleeping baby wake up reaction to Gangnam Style. Super funny and super cute.

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Episode 45:  The GRAHAM ELWOOD Episode!!  The Guys are back following a successful Guys With Issues COMEDY SHOWCASE, starring 2nd degree yellow belt leader of the Palm Strike Army, Graham Elwood!!  We hang out with the co-creator and co-host of the world famous Comedy Film Nerds Podcast in our 939 Studio and talk comedy, the NFL Pro Bowl, and so much more.  It was such an honor to work with such a funny comedian and straight up class act.  Thank you from James Mane, Russell Kealoha, Jonny Sparkles, and Chad Wago.

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Episode 44: The Eric Davis/Hank Aaron episode!!  Coming at you from our Club 939 Studios in Hawaii’s Premiere Gentleman’s Club.  Join James Mane, Russell Kealoha, Jonny Sparkles, and Chad Wago as they discuss in detail many new and current event ISSUES.  Such as:

• MarsComedy.com Comedy Showcase Featuring Graham Elwood which will support the Wounded Warriors Project.
• Catfishing, it’s not just for Manti Te’o
• James Mane as BiGameJessyJames in AOL chatrooms
• Stupid News – New York secret dog lovers, New Jersey train amputee, and an Alabama heist “Your money or your coffee…”
• Coyote and Road Runner trivia
• James wants to do something crazy on tv morning news, any ideas listeners?
• Musical Spotlight of The Doppelgangaz

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Episode 43. The Troy Polamalu Episode! Russell Kealoha, James Mane, Chad Wago, Johnny Sparkles, Edge Bar, Sexy Time! This week, your favorite Hawaii Comedy Podcast is back at Edge Bar. Johnny Sparkles walks in a little late, but it’s all good. This weeks episode we discuss Chad’s dating situation, Panda bears on loan from China, and some stupid news that includes porno in Swedish news. We also have a Sparkles music spotlight with Radio Inactive and we have a joke about a Pterodactyl. All this and more on this weeks Guys With Issues. Download. Listen. Enjoy.

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Episode 42. The Ronnie Lott Episode!Welcome back to another episode of Hawaii’s own comedy podcast! This week we are recording at Edge Bar with James Mane, Russell Kealoha, and the supposed comedian Chad Wago. Edge bar is our new home for the Mars Comedy Hawaii Open Mic Night! If you want to take a shot at comedy and live in Oahu, make your way down to Kapiolani blvd by Jazz Minds. On this weeks episode we discuss:

• MarsComedy.com Comedy Showcase Featuring Graham Elwood which will support the Wounded Warriors Project.
• Edge Bar Monday Night Comedy Open Mic!
• Stripper-oke contest
• Russell Kealoha’s App review: Android Fitness App – Gym Pact
• Stupid News: Kefe Kardashian, Chinese Sex Rooms, Thieves Rob A KFC, Drunks on a Plane.
• Chad’s Supposed Master Impersonations
• Uncle Russell’s Useless Trivia: The Lincoln Emancipation Proclamation.

Download. Listen. Orgasm. Profit!

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